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Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times
                that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That
                means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking
                ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the
                oven, and I sure as shit 
Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude: Oh fuck it. 
		-- from the movie "The Big Lebowski"