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[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be about ready to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
		-- from the movie "The Big Lebowski"